Disclaimer
I
am excited for the new Diablo IV game, but I heard about this boss who
even gave the lead developer a hard time, it was revealed to be Ashava
The Pestilent, a giant demon of pestilence, she bears two massive
forearm blades that can
cut through stone and flesh alike, and can coat the ground in a deadly
poison. Her scales are stronger than plate mail, and she is hell-bent on
ripping through all who interrupt her quest to bathe Sanctuary in
poisonous bile, I am not a beta player although I am going to get this
game when it comes out, but I thought I would do this little story as a
joke to tease her and basically for a joke and a laugh, and as payback
for all the players she has made suffer, so do not take it seriously and
therefore do not read if it does not suit you, also its a self insert
with myself as a Necromancer, furthermore I am an absolute beginner
level writer with autism do not expect anything too fancy, also this is an old post that was originally from my old and now discontinued blog, as I want to try and keep everything organized and together for my sake.
Story
I ran into Ashava but just as she reached out to slash me, I slid down underneath her and through Ashava's legs, causing Ashava to try reach through and grab me with her front legs, but as I did so I grabbed and pulled her hides's tights and suspenders down revealing Ashava's dark grey socks, pale grey skinned legs as well as her most embarrassing accessory: which was her underwear, namely Ashava was wearing a pair of super thick and puffy baby pale pink based baby pale pink frilled baby pale pink vertically stripped with baby pale pink teddy bears dogs cats sheep rabbits clouds stars moons hearts spades diamonds clubs smiley faces and roses printed and baby pale pink ribboned bloomers, thus causing her to scream angrily at me, because even though nobody in theeir right of mind would be caught wearing them, Ashava secretly enjoyed wearing them, but was mortified by the idea of her being caught doing so.
I ran into Ashava but just as she reached out to slash me, I slid down underneath her and through Ashava's legs, causing Ashava to try reach through and grab me with her front legs, but as I did so I grabbed and pulled her hides's tights and suspenders down revealing Ashava's dark grey socks, pale grey skinned legs as well as her most embarrassing accessory: which was her underwear, namely Ashava was wearing a pair of super thick and puffy baby pale pink based baby pale pink frilled baby pale pink vertically stripped with baby pale pink teddy bears dogs cats sheep rabbits clouds stars moons hearts spades diamonds clubs smiley faces and roses printed and baby pale pink ribboned bloomers, thus causing her to scream angrily at me, because even though nobody in theeir right of mind would be caught wearing them, Ashava secretly enjoyed wearing them, but was mortified by the idea of her being caught doing so.
"Argh, you abhorrible nephelem, how dare you even think about unpantsing me, did your parents not raise you respect your elders?!" roared Ashava as a hot blush appeared on her facial features, "They did, honey, but they did not teach me to respect demons, especially not those who wear cute and puffy bloomers, honey!" I sneered at her, "Shut up, I think they are very comfortable and snug, but that does not give you the right to mock me for that!" snarls Ashava.I pulled out a bucket of cold gravy and poured it down the backs of Ashava's bloomers, which made it look like she had an accident in her bloomers, and of course Ashava could only scream at how cold the gravy was, afterwards I then grabbed the backs of Ashava's bloomers and managed to wrap them tightly around each of her forearms, wings, and legs before pulling it up and over her head, before typing the bloomers in a knot around Ashava's neck, thus giving her a very tight and painful binding wedgie.
"See you later, crinkles!" I mockingly cheered as I ran away from Ashava and off into the distance laughing as she screams bloody murder in Daemonese, although Ashava struggled albeit in vain and failed to free herself from her binding wedgie, so Ashava stood up on her hind legs and tried to waddle after me, but she tripped over her fallen tights and fell backwards before landing on her bottom with a loud flumping squishing sound as Ashava's blush deepened.However she did eventually managed to stand back up onto her hind legs before pulling up her hides's tights and doing up the suspenders before Ashava undid her binding wedgie and resetting her bloomers with a loud and painful snap causing Ashava to whimper in pain, unfortunately her tights and suspenders then vanished leaving Ashava's bloomers and socks exposed, making her scream angrily from rage and embarrassment before waddling after me with Ashava's bloomers crinkling loudly as she did so.
Although
due to the ruckus a load of other demons came to investigate the noise
out of curiosity, and thus they found Ashava chasing me off into the
difference, causing them to catcall and wolf whistle her as they made
very mocking comments on Ashava's cute choice of undergarments including
Empress Crinkles Bottom, Little Miss Teddy Bears, Princess Puffy Pants,
and Lady Plushy Bottom. Later
on that day at night, Ashava is in her lair trying to rest up after
chasing me around the Burning Hells but ended up not only embarrassing
herself but also she got her cute bloomersed bottom handed to her, plus
since all of her others were in the wash Ashava was forced to remain
wearing her gravy filled bloomers, much to her chagrin, and so Ashava
was just watching some television as they have modern conveniences there
since even the demons of the Burning Hells need something to do in
their spare time, but unfortunately she was all over the news and Ashava
could only break down and sob at her reputation now being in tatters,
as well as her embarrassing secret now being leaked out towards the
general public, which attracted many adventurers to hunt Ashava down and defeat her, just so they could humiliate like I did, but eventually time passed, and the humiliation stopped, and people forgot about the incident.
THE END!